Bless This Estate Agent

A short poem by John, our CEO. Enjoy!

 

Bless this house as I open the door.

Bless this Mortgage Broker for making me poor.

Bless this Surveyor for being so blind.

Bless this Solicitor for being so kind.

Bless this hallway in riotous pink.

Bless this kitchen with its mouldy old sink.

Bless this bathroom in Avocado green.

Bless this Jacuzzi I still haven’t seen.

Bless this 4th bedroom I still haven’t found.

Bless this garden with its suspicious mound.

Bless this garage without any roof.

Bless this Estate Agent for telling me the truth.

 

- JB 


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